I have fundamentals in education (play-based education/Montessori) that tend to somewhat line up with a whole other species of motherhood I can’t relate with – The Granola Mom.
I would say that I am a practical and moderately conservative person in most areas; fiscally, morally, within my scope of child rearing, and attire and home decor ( I tend to stay true to the classics and not be trendy). I let my sense of humor and sarcasm take lead in most things and try not to be too ridgid.
I can find my same species of motherhood in this arena, but for some reason the only granola that I can stomach is the one I eat for breakfast. I try to keep an open mind when I hear their philosophies and ideas (I have a few close friends that fall in this category), but with no avail, I just don’t get it. This is the inspiration of Top Ten Tuesdays and is not meaning to bring offence to anyone. It is just my personal satire and opinion and if you don’t like what I am saying, then don’t read it. 🙂
10. The Family Bed: So not my cup of tea. I don’t mind the occasional snuggle time, but I like my peaceful sleep AND my adult extra curricular time without a foot in my back.
9. Positive Time Outs: What is that? A time out should be anything but positive. Sit your butt down, think about how you just hit your sister over the head with a toy and be lucky that all you are getting is a time out!
8. Never Say No to Your Child, Use Positive Reinforcements: Really, that is going to set them up for success for adulthood? I have heard NO more times than I would like. “NO, you don’t make enough money to buy the car of your dreams”. “No, you can’t drive above the speed limit, and here is your $150 ticket.” “NO, you did not get the promotion.” “NO, he does not want to date you anymore.”
7. Never Letting Your Kids Cry It Out/Self Sooth: I have a friend that has not slept in four-year because of this theory of creating abandonment issues if they let them cry it out. I see how that is working out for the kids and her; she is a zombie and the kids have anxiety issues. I have two kids that sleep through the night and can entertain themselves well. Trust me, it is not that I am just “lucky”. I had to pay the price of a few hard nights and days getting to that point. NO ONE LIKES TO HEAR THEIR KIDS CRY, but it is my goal to prepare them to be independent and thriving adults and teaching them self soothing skills are the first steps.
6. Mobi Wraps or Slings for Carrying Your Infant: I could never use a Mobi wrap, even though I think they are really cool. I know I would have dropped my kids on their heads multiple times. Now, I do think when the kid is ready for High School it is time to get them out of the sling and buy them a car. Trust me, I have seen that.
5. Breastfeeding with No Discretion: Just whipping it out in public regardless of the setting just because it is your God-given right to do so is disturbing to me. I am a HUGE advocate of breastfeeding, but let us use a little discretion please! We are not at Marty Gras and you will not get any beads thrown your way for doing so. Keep second base a novelty!
4. Planting Your Placenta Under A Tree: Believe it or not I know three people who have done this. I get the whole primitive idea of this, but the last I checked we have babies in the hospital, we have doctor’s for fertility issues and the idea of asking your doctor to place your placenta in a plastic bucket and then carrying it out of the hospital along with your new bundle of joy is beyond bazaar to me. I have no idea what they did with my placentas and I would like to keep it that way. It was bad enough to have the hubs try to photograph my uterus as the doctor was sewing it up. There are just part of my insides that just needs to stay between it and the medical professionals.
3. Nine Page Birth Plans: This one kills me. As you all know from my postings, The Start of Soapbox Sundays, you know where I stand on this. I once heard a Labor and Delivery RN say, “When someone comes in with a nine page birth plan, that usually means they will get a one-way ticket to the OR for an emergency C-section. That is just how the karma seems to work. It is child-birth, not a trying to achieve a business plan!”
2. Breast feeding a Toddler: I had a rule that when the kids got teeth the bar was closed and then I pumped until they were close to 12 months old. Watching a mother lift up her shirt for a child that walked up to the ‘bar’ and asked for a drink is very disturbing to me. I have made an observation that it seems more boys are breast-fed later than girls. I remember when I was in the dating pool, there was a saying, “Chici Boy” which in Spanish essentially means, still on the boob. Now I get where that saying originated.
1. Not Vaccinating Your Kids: As we all know Dr. Wakefield manipulated data to prove his theory that certain vaccinations caused autism. Believe it or not, even with that evidence coming out there are still many that will not vaccinate their kids and illnesses that were once eradicated are alive and well. Here is the question I asked myself when making that decision to vaccinate before the findings of the information was considered a fraud. Would I rather risk a chance of autism or a chance of death? To me the answer was quite obvious.
A Piece of the Pie Hole 