As you all know it is gearing up to be another doozy of a campaign year. This is the inspiration for my Top Ten Tuesday!
10. Heck yeah I inhaled and then I followed up with one of the best munchy binges I ever had!
9. Look Mr. John King, I get you are tying to showcase us as “hip – not in the dark ages” GOP presidential candidates, but with what is going on in this country and the world right now, I think my take on pop culture is a bunch of (bleep)!
8. Of course I am going to raise your taxes.
7. Everything I say during my campaign is nothing but smoke and mirrors.
6. I may not know how many states there are in the Union, but I am only really counting the ones that matter to my campaign or political party.
5. To be honest with you, I have no idea what is like to be poor or middle class, but I am going to legislate like I do.
4. Constitution-smonstituion! Who really reads that old rag anyway?
3. You bet I had sexual relations with that woman. It is just one of the many perks of being the leader of the free world.
2. Attention Media: No matter how many times or ways you ask me a question I will never answer it. And another thing, take this to your breaking news desk . . .(bleep) off!
1. Yes, that was my Oscar Mayer all over the internet. You got a problem with that?
A Piece of the Pie Hole 
Well done!
When I ran for office I said “Of course I inhaled and everything else too. This is Miami, ain’t it? Now turn up the Led Zeppelin and…”
carl, You ran for office? I knew you worked on a campaing! Wow you are like a onion! Lots and Lots of layers! 🙂
Did you see George Stephanopolous interview Bachman on the news this morning? She said that Adams (I think that is who she said) was one of the founders of our country. When George called her out, she said- he may have been a young child but he helped shape this country. I laughed hysterically.
LOJ: OH God! Thankfully I missed that one due to watching Mrs. Sunny’s Spider Patch (or whatever it is called). Just embarrasses me, as an American, when a canidate stumbles over our SHORT history. Shouldn’t they be the most versed in it? To me, running for president is like being a doctor. You kind of got to know the the foundations or your patient pool is going to eaither die off or run for the hills.. I am running for the hills!
You nailed it! For once I’d like to see an honest politician:
“Yes, I’m a corrupt and manipulative piece of “sh$t,” but so is my opponent. I’ll never lie to you; so, Vote for the lesser evil–ME.”
Lafemmeroar! Ok, that needs to be added to the list! That is totally how I vote the “lesser evil-ME!”
LOL…for #1 ) “what? I had to live up to the name”.
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#3 Haha. Honesty ought to count for something, right?
Tori! Exacly! 🙂