As you all know it is gearing up to be another doozy of a campaign year. This is the inspiration for my Top Ten Tuesday!
10. Heck yeah I inhaled and then I followed up with one of the best munchy binges I ever had!
9. Look Mr. John King, I get you are tying to showcase us as “hip – not in the dark ages” GOP presidential candidates, but with what is going on in this country and the world right now, I think my take on pop culture is a bunch of (bleep)!
8. Of course I am going to raise your taxes.
7. Everything I say during my campaign is nothing but smoke and mirrors.
6. I may not know how many states there are in the Union, but I am only really counting the ones that matter to my campaign or political party.
5. To be honest with you, I have no idea what is like to be poor or middle class, but I am going to legislate like I do.
4. Constitution-smonstituion! Who really reads that old rag anyway?
3. You bet I had sexual relations with that woman. It is just one of the many perks of being the leader of the free world.
2. Attention Media: No matter how many times or ways you ask me a question I will never answer it. And another thing, take this to your breaking news desk . . .(bleep) off!
1. Yes, that was my Oscar Mayer all over the internet. You got a problem with that?
A Piece of the Pie Hole 