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* I am using an image of Peter Krause since many have said that the hubs looks very much like this actor.  Peter’s current role in Parenthood, actually not only looks like the hubs, but reminds me of the hubs.   Except the hubs is not nearly as uptight.

Well, I guess it is time to introduce the guy that is behind the name of Pie Hole, that would be my best friend, thorn in my side, the one that can push all my buttons and at the end of the day I somehow like him enough that I don’t poison his food. 

This is the man who took on a challenge me (I still think he may have lost a bet somewhere down the line) and has been the best thing that ever happened to me outside of my kids, but without him I wouldn’t have them, so that makes him the BEST thing that ever happened to me. 

He can put the Pie Hole in its place and make me laugh like no other. 

He has integrity that I strive to model.

He is tight  good with money to the point I am almost certain my over a carat diamond engagement ring was once a piece of coal (if you don’t know how he could have made a diamond from a piece of coal,  please crawl out from under that rock).

He is the most amazing daddy to my girls and it brings tears to my eyes to see this amazing bond he has with them.  He is the bar that they will set for their future partners and that is a very high bar. 

He wants to run and hid when emotional issues surface (God has a sick sense of humor in trying to stretch us, he was given nothing but girls, even the dog.)  Can’t wait till the puberty years hit this house.

He is someone I admire and respect.  He respects me and cherishes me.  We see eye to eye on most everything and those we don’t we can still listen and respect each other in our stance.

He is a MacGyver  in every sense of the word.  That man can fix and do anything.  

He has a sassy mouth and has a sarcasm that can outdo me. 

He wears MC Hammer jam pants still when he lounges and it amuses many of my friends.  He actually will go out of his way to put on a pair when one girlfriend comes over. 

His friendships are deep and long and he is respected and successful at his work.

He is the current president of the National Nerd Herd Association, and noting is more exciting than having a house full of Mechanical Engineers on a Saturday night (seriously) It is like an episode of Jack- Ass meets Myth Busters without the stupid 12-year-old toilet humor.

I hit jack pot when I ran off to Vegas and committed my life to him at the “Garden of Love” wedding chapel.  He is the only stable thing I ever had in my life outside of my God-given drive to be a strong and independent person. 

He is my Polaris, my North Star.  Always there never-failing and always shining.

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(The beginning piece to “Top Ten Tuesdays” by the Pie Hole)

10.  He calls for a date, but asks you to pick him up since his car was just repoed.

  9.  You find that the reason he gave you 42 – inch flat screen was because it was hot and he needed to unload the merchandise.

  8.  They live next door to “The Hills”,  Heidi Montage and Spencer Pratt – who needs that drama next to them 24/7?

  7.  You find out that his “roommates” are his parents.

  6.   You are taken to their house for the first time by a film crew tapping a new episode of “Hoarders, Buried Alive”.

  5.     You find out that they were just let of rehab five days ago and their last name is “Lohan”.

  4.    Their best friend is celebrity blogger turned annoying, “I- don’t – know – why – he – is – such – a – pop – culture – sensation”, Perez Hilton.

  3.  They are a Trekkie.

  2.  You accidentally see an ankle bracelet and it is not jewelry.

And the #1 reason  you know your relationship with the opposite sex is the makings of disaster and the idea for this post . . . Your house sitter finds out that the successful doctor you have been dating is stalking you to the point they are now stuck in your chimney needing a coroner.

(160 – back in the game!  I knew it was water retention!)

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