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Well, the gig is up! My true addiction of “hording” Gymboree clothing has been discovered by the hubs (the bursting at the seams dressers and closets sold me out).  If you are just tuning in, I have a huge addiction/love affair with the children’s clothes from Gymboree. I have blogged on it recently.

 Last night I was forced into rehab, actually I would not call it rehab, I would call it cut off cold turkey.  The hubs words still resonates in my head, “You should be embarrassed on how much Gymboree you have!”.  At least I got my last fix in using my Gymbucks, even though the hubs thinks it took a lot of Camp Pie Hole bucks to get those Gymbucks.  He does admit that the Petri Dishes are always adorable and he loves all the attention het gets when they are out and about, but I have taken it to a level that needs a massive restructure.  I do have to agree, I do need to cool my jets.  However, once the gantlet was laid down I did call the crisis Gymboree Hotline (my close friend and fellow Gymboree addict for consoling).  She even said I needed to get some space between me and my favorite website/store in the mall and half jokingly said I should seek professional help. . . I wonder what Frolicking Lady would charge for a few online sessions?

So to my faithful readers (all six of you,yes I gained a few more followers!) I ask your forgiveness ahead of time if I come across more testy and irritable than normal. I am undergoing the “detox” phase.  At least I still have my “The Real Housewives of  DC/ATL/OC/NJ/NYC/BH”.  Oh, I could just see something horrible happening to my DVR in the middle of this to really send me over the edge. 

 I now must go and bury my head in the “new clothes smell” of my recent final purchase for a long while.

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The Real Housewives of OC

I must admit, if there was an AA type meeting for my addiction to any of  The Real Housewives of  . . . I would be first in line.  I truly get the shakes and withdrawal symptoms before the next week’s airing.   I must have complete focus and silence when watching, so I plan my day around watching it. The hubs is completely banned from being in the same room with me while it is on since he complains and gripes on how I can watch “that drama filled crap”!  The rug rats are tucked away safely in bed – their minds are too innocent and vulnerable to such an exposure to human mayhem at its finest ( I may be addicted, but I still have some moral code left).

The Real Housewives of NYC

My fascination of this weekly train wreck is overpowering to anything else on TV. I can’t help but chat with my fellow RHO . . . buddies about the show and my addiction it feeds.  If I run across someone that has never seen the show I do all in my power to pressure them into the addiction telling them, “Just  try it, once, you will be hooked!”  How disturning is that?  I know I have a problem and I am encouraging others to join this crazy weekly train wreck! 

The Real Housewives of NJ

 Today I found out that Danielle Staub is no longer going to be on RHONJ and I started going into detox.  I live near Malibu and was on hold with Promises Rehab facility seeing if they had a bed open before I found out she is shopping for a spin-off opportunity.   She is the best TV villain ever! Even better than Susan Lucci’s character, Erika Kane, from “All My Children”! She is now a reality TV staple and just the tought of her psycho, pathological and villain behaviors not being easily record on my DVR gave me the cold sweats. 

The Real Housewives of BH

Bravo must understand the role of the addictions they fester and take their role of keeping us strung out seriously. They just keep feeding the addiction of bad Housewives reality TV season after season. I just found out that there is going to be a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife is one of the cast members. I am just insane with anxiety having to wait for that to premier until October 14! 

The Real Housewives of DC

Thankfully, DC and ATL will be my “fix” until then. Once that is over then it will start all over again with the OC clan! I think the only option to getting me off this crazy train of Housewives addiction will probably result in an episode of “Intervention”.  I wonder if Bravo will foot the bill for rehab?

The Real Housewives of ATL

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