(The beginning piece to “Top Ten Tuesdays” by the Pie Hole)
10. He calls for a date, but asks you to pick him up since his car was just repoed.
9. You find that the reason he gave you 42 – inch flat screen was because it was hot and he needed to unload the merchandise.
8. They live next door to “The Hills”, Heidi Montage and Spencer Pratt – who needs that drama next to them 24/7?
7. You find out that his “roommates” are his parents.
6. You are taken to their house for the first time by a film crew tapping a new episode of “Hoarders, Buried Alive”.
5. You find out that they were just let of rehab five days ago and their last name is “Lohan”.
4. Their best friend is celebrity blogger turned annoying, “I- don’t – know – why – he – is – such – a – pop – culture – sensation”, Perez Hilton.
3. They are a Trekkie.
2. You accidentally see an ankle bracelet and it is not jewelry.
And the #1 reason you know your relationship with the opposite sex is the makings of disaster and the idea for this post . . . Your house sitter finds out that the successful doctor you have been dating is stalking you to the point they are now stuck in your chimney needing a coroner.
(160 – back in the game! I knew it was water retention!)
A Piece of the Pie Hole 