This is a fellow blogger, Perpetually Peeved inspired moment based on her accounts and experiences during her recent outing to her local pumpkin patch family outing. She got a volume of good material and I just got this. Thanks PP for a bit of inspiration and like promised, I will share my findings!
Camp Pie Hole headed out for our first annual Pumpkin Patch Festivus! After the hubs got over the highway robbery he witnessed regarding his pocket at the gate, there was fun for all! They had a great Corn Maze, hay rides, tractor slides, Kettle Corn, Critter Zoo and an actual educational moment for the hubs and I while visiting Valentine, the donkey.
Now, I think I am relatively savvy in a lot of areas especially synonyms for insulting explicit words. What I found out is not only amusing, but I will actually use in the presence to PD1 and PD2 while I am driving, watching political banter, Jon Steward, O’Reilly, Greta, Olbermann, and Nancy Grace. Thank you Underwood Farms for giving me good replacements for Dumb – A . . ., Jack -A . . . , A-Hole and Horse’s – A . . . with a gender specification! Now it is Jack, Jenny and Hinny!
A Piece of the Pie Hole 