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Last weekend Camp Pie Hole kicked off the fall season!  I have to say this is the beginning of my favorite time of year.  I do wish I lived in a place that had four actual seasons, but I make the best of that and embrace what bit of a seasonal change we get.  Fall is the inspiration for Pie Hole’s Top Ten.

10.  We are in the midst of our Indian Summer! The days are warm, the Santa Ana’s are beginning to blow and the evenings are cool and crisp. 

9.    Harvest Festivals!

8.  All my shows are back from summer hiatus and each day my DVR welcomes me with many options of GOOD TV.

7.  Wine tasting at the vineyards!

6.  Even though it is HOT outside I embrace comfort food – pot roast, chili, apple muffins (from our tree), anything pumpkin, red wine and freshly baked bread!

5.  Costco, Lowe’s, Home Depot and most other retailers are beginning to seductively set up Christmas.  I call this Holiday foreplay!

4.  I have 90% of my Christmas shopping already done!

3.  The holiday catalogues are starting to bombard me!  LOVE IT!  Now I have to wrestle my two and half-year old over them!  I am rasing her well!

2.  Even though I hate football, it is nice to know it is there – it is the true sign that fall has arrived!

1.  The beginning of the crazy wild-eyed side of humanity who is gearing up for another season of running around acting like a “Jack”, ” Jenny” or “Hinny”, losing all perspective of selflessness and courtesy in the spirit of the holidays.  I am anticipating this time with a full “giddy” approach.  The material I am going to get will be priceless!

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The Real Housewives of OC

I must admit, if there was an AA type meeting for my addiction to any of  The Real Housewives of  . . . I would be first in line.  I truly get the shakes and withdrawal symptoms before the next week’s airing.   I must have complete focus and silence when watching, so I plan my day around watching it. The hubs is completely banned from being in the same room with me while it is on since he complains and gripes on how I can watch “that drama filled crap”!  The rug rats are tucked away safely in bed – their minds are too innocent and vulnerable to such an exposure to human mayhem at its finest ( I may be addicted, but I still have some moral code left).

The Real Housewives of NYC

My fascination of this weekly train wreck is overpowering to anything else on TV. I can’t help but chat with my fellow RHO . . . buddies about the show and my addiction it feeds.  If I run across someone that has never seen the show I do all in my power to pressure them into the addiction telling them, “Just  try it, once, you will be hooked!”  How disturning is that?  I know I have a problem and I am encouraging others to join this crazy weekly train wreck! 

The Real Housewives of NJ

 Today I found out that Danielle Staub is no longer going to be on RHONJ and I started going into detox.  I live near Malibu and was on hold with Promises Rehab facility seeing if they had a bed open before I found out she is shopping for a spin-off opportunity.   She is the best TV villain ever! Even better than Susan Lucci’s character, Erika Kane, from “All My Children”! She is now a reality TV staple and just the tought of her psycho, pathological and villain behaviors not being easily record on my DVR gave me the cold sweats. 

The Real Housewives of BH

Bravo must understand the role of the addictions they fester and take their role of keeping us strung out seriously. They just keep feeding the addiction of bad Housewives reality TV season after season. I just found out that there is going to be a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife is one of the cast members. I am just insane with anxiety having to wait for that to premier until October 14! 

The Real Housewives of DC

Thankfully, DC and ATL will be my “fix” until then. Once that is over then it will start all over again with the OC clan! I think the only option to getting me off this crazy train of Housewives addiction will probably result in an episode of “Intervention”.  I wonder if Bravo will foot the bill for rehab?

The Real Housewives of ATL

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