The Real Housewives of OC
I must admit, if there was an AA type meeting for my addiction to any of The Real Housewives of . . . I would be first in line. I truly get the shakes and withdrawal symptoms before the next week’s airing. I must have complete focus and silence when watching, so I plan my day around watching it. The hubs is completely banned from being in the same room with me while it is on since he complains and gripes on how I can watch “that drama filled crap”! The rug rats are tucked away safely in bed – their minds are too innocent and vulnerable to such an exposure to human mayhem at its finest ( I may be addicted, but I still have some moral code left).
The Real Housewives of NYC
My fascination of this weekly train wreck is overpowering to anything else on TV. I can’t help but chat with my fellow RHO . . . buddies about the show and my addiction it feeds. If I run across someone that has never seen the show I do all in my power to pressure them into the addiction telling them, “Just try it, once, you will be hooked!” How disturning is that? I know I have a problem and I am encouraging others to join this crazy weekly train wreck!
The Real Housewives of NJ
Today I found out that Danielle Staub is no longer going to be on RHONJ and I started going into detox. I live near Malibu and was on hold with Promises Rehab facility seeing if they had a bed open before I found out she is shopping for a spin-off opportunity. She is the best TV villain ever! Even better than Susan Lucci’s character, Erika Kane, from “All My Children”! She is now a reality TV staple and just the tought of her psycho, pathological and villain behaviors not being easily record on my DVR gave me the cold sweats.
The Real Housewives of BH
Bravo must understand the role of the addictions they fester and take their role of keeping us strung out seriously. They just keep feeding the addiction of bad Housewives reality TV season after season. I just found out that there is going to be a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife is one of the cast members. I am just insane with anxiety having to wait for that to premier until October 14!
The Real Housewives of DC
Thankfully, DC and ATL will be my “fix” until then. Once that is over then it will start all over again with the OC clan! I think the only option to getting me off this crazy train of Housewives addiction will probably result in an episode of “Intervention”. I wonder if Bravo will foot the bill for rehab?
The Real Housewives of ATL
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A Piece of the Pie Hole 
Dear friend…..ya really need to seek some professional help! 🙂 Head over to Frolicking Lady’s blog, she is a Psychologist….she might be able to help u….though I fear u are already too far gone….
I think I need electroshock therapy, if she does that, I am in business. I will get a consultation!
[…] irritable than normal. I am undergoing the “detox” phase. At least I still have my “The Real Housewives of DC/ATL/OC/NJ/NYC/BH”. Oh, I could just see something horrible happening to my DVR in the middle of this to really send me […]